For anybody who is feeling self-abusive, here is some terrible artwork I have created over the years, mostly in Photoshop, which I am terrible at using. Please comment and tell me how terrible you think it is, for I am nothing without the validation of strangers.

zomg clouds over a cheezy mountain

We were out! I was on to a big .... dish of peas!

How is it floating? What are those circles? Are these questions related? No one will ever know.

Where lakes come from. Waterfalls.

A mosaic of penned landscaping.

Is it night? Or is the sun playing tricks on you? Magic.

Feel-good mountain of the year.

An island scene, much like a desert scene, but with less desert and more water.

Any minute now, Aerosmith is going to jump through the fog and start rocking out.

Desert landscape with green hills.

Dimly lit cave. Is that a hooded figure in the corner? Beats the hell out of me! i just click click cilck mouse and picturs happen